King Size Bottles
Mntolo from Swaziland asks the Guru: Why are King Size soft-drink bottles the smallest?. The Guru, as always, replies with great insight revealing more about the universe than expected.
As the Chief Llama later explained, one should always look at the ends when considering the means. Money, power, bottle-size are all a means to an end – that ultimately answers the question whether or not size matters.
The rogue llama once again was in form in the audience. He sat snickering whilst the Guru gave his deep response. He then mentioned that at the top online slots casino, they gave small king-size bottles as the bottle makers learnt their marketing skills from the condom industry (where the smallest size is usually large – thereafter it’s XL and XXL, XXXL etc!)