Ami from Trinidad asked The Guru how many more frogs she needed to kiss before she finds her prince.

To some readers, the Guru’s reply may appear somewhat cryptic. Those readers should best read up about psychoactive frogs – particularly the Colorado River Toad, pictured below and avail themselves of the Guru’s wisdom:

Please note that your royal happiness by licking these frogs may be interrupted by death: yours of course, the frog will probably be quite happy. The hallucinogens secreted on the backs of these lovely creatures is venom and can be lethal.

For the curious XKCD fans among you, the hallucinogen is 5-MeO-DMT.