Muammar Gaddafi meets The Guru
In a secret meeting at dusk, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Libya asks the Guru how he might survive the turmoil in the North African country. With most of the world – bar the likes of South Africa, already recognising the National Transitional Council (NTC), the colonel clearly has reason to be concerned.
The Guru replies, showing great insight into the human psyche. The turmoil we experience is only in our own minds.
Colonel Gaddafi makes the mistake of questioning The Guru without trying to understand the depth of his reply – he, as all others do, receives a rather uncomforting response he would have been happier not receiving.
Rumour has it that Muammar Gaddafi is planning to flee to Southern Malaysia to start up a chain of online casinos in India. If you know anything about this, kindly contact David Cameron immediately.